KOTETSU

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Mostly, beheading was the simplest.

[ A beat. ]

Well what that first asshole did was fucked up. [ Qi Rong and jerky... ]

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[ Ugh, don't remind him... ]

None of it's great if you ask me.

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Well yeah, but are you gonna be more pissed off if someone asshole ate you, or if you got a chandelier dropped on you?

...actually you might have a point.

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Yeah. It's bad either way.

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I'm surprised we haven't had any hauntings by now, come to think of it.

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There have been letters. Maybe those count.

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[ Huff. ]

Barely. Try having your bathtub haunted, it's a pain in the ass.

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Bathtub...?

[ Now that's gotta be a story. ]

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[ A sigh, but he brought this on himself. ]

I was in a fight with I guess what you could call a lake spirit at the time, so she decided to follow me home and invade my apartment. Tried to take a shower but the entire tub was flooded with swamp water and long black hair, it was gross as hell.

Wound up taking a shower that night instead.

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[ He makes a face at that mental image. ]

It sounds like it would have been a pain to deal with. And disgusting.

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I took showers for an entire week.

[ And he's a bath kinda guy! Oh the travesty. ]

I take it you've never been lucky enough to be haunted?

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I didn't even know hauntings could be real.

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That was me three months ago. Maybe you'll get lucky here, huh?

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Maybe we'll all get lucky here.