bloodread | DOKJA + YOO JOONGHYUK

You didn't answer my question.

[ it's honest week slut. ]

[ HE IS TRUTHFUL ]

I do not mind.

I'll be sure to ask you next week then.

[ Is he forgiven now? ]

[ no ]

[ uwaaaaah, scaaaaary. ]

Would you prefer I ask now instead?

[ Akira looks between them for a second, shrugs, and then starts unpacking his things.

The dads are fighting but also this looks pretty normal to him, carry on. ]

[ Are they actually fighting though... their swords aren't going at it.

It's fine, they'll sort it out. ] Have you tried Joonghyuk-ah's cooking yet, Akira? You can probably expect a lot of it.

[ They have a kitchenette in here after all? Nice. ]

I never said I was going to cook.

Are we going out to eat?

[ What do you mean you aren't cooking. What will you EAT. ]

Should I cook for us then?

... You don't know how to cook.

I can cook some things.

Like what?

I was taught how to make dumplings.

[ .... closes his eyes. ]

I was taught by an expert, so they'll be good!

[ :) ]

[ Words fighting is more complicated than physical fighting to Akira, so maybe??? ]

No. I won't turn down free food, though.

[ Good point. ]

We might need to do some grocery shopping first. [ Looking into the mini-fridge. This binch is probably empty. ]

[ There is probably like a questionable carton of orange juice in there. ]

And figure out money.

I have a few leftover treasure but...

[ That probably won't work here. Hello sudden questionable orange juice. ]

Stealing shouldn't be too hard.

[ The old fashioned way unless someone wants to teach him about yoinking someone's credit card. This OJ will bear witness. ]

We have money.

[ STOP IT AKIRA ]

[ Opens his mouth, but promptly closes it at Joonghyuk's input. ]

Well, you heard him. [ so close to swiping credit cards... ]

We do?

[ Has Akira been stealing in pretty much every world? ]

If you're paying, sure.

... I would be surprised if Kim Dokja doesn't have money.

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afterword - 2021-11-09 05:17 (UTC) - Expand

[ Just find a pawn shop and pawn anything you stole that might be useful to sell? Either way. ]

We'll just rely on him to pay for us, yes.