DOKJA + YOO JOONGHYUK

[bloodread]

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[afterword]

At least some people were having fun with it.

[ Glances at Joonghyuk... ] Dating advice, though?

[bloodread]

[ Also looks. ]

I just got my tarot?

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk is just cooking, I guess. ]

I don't understand why they put me in the tarot and horoscope booth.

[bloodread]

You wanted the dating one?

[afterword]

Hmm... he was really involved with the horoscopes. Except when it was my own.

[ Tap chins. ] Not sure how it'd go if he helped with the dating advice.

[ Hmmm. Ah, here's an idea. ] Joonghyuk-ah, why not give Akira some advice?

[malewife]

I have more experience with dating than horoscopes.

[ He's just saying it's better than knowing like. Nothing. ]

Why? It's not like he's involved with or interested in anyone?

[bloodread]

[ Goes entirely still so he is not Perceived. ]

[malewife]

[ ... ]

Do you?

[ WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FREEZE IT'S SO OBVIOUS ]

[afterword]

[ Huh? Curiously looks over at Akira. ]

Really?

[bloodread]

[ He has zero experience here!!!!

Opens his mouth. Closes his mouth. He isn't blushing but man he sure looks like he wishes he could sink through the floor. ]

I—kinda?

[malewife]

... Kind of? What does that mean?

[ ??????? ]

[bloodread]

I didn't... how does that work with spirits.

[ He should not be the one asking this but here we are. ]

[afterword]

..With spirits? One of the dead?

[ ?!?!?? ]

[malewife]

[ ?!?!? ]

[bloodread]

[ Rolls over into the couch.

Rolls back over a moment later. ]

Yeah.

[malewife]

[ ... does he ask or does he not... i...

gives it to dokja ]

[afterword]

[ why him???

... ... ... ]

Do you wanna talk about it? [ Smooth. ] As Joonghyuk-ah says, he's got experience! More than me so, you can ask him anything.

[bloodread]

[ Does he want to talk about it. Should he talk about it.

He can buy a second and look at dokja first. ]

Really? [ ... ] I never cared if a girl would ask me out or anything.

[malewife]

[ uhm. ]

Kim Dokja is not heterosexual.

[afterword]

[ SPUTTERS. ]

Huh?! [ Dokja is purposely coming over to the kitchenette to smack Joonghyuk's arm. Why are you just like this? ] Do you-- Why are you even speaking for me on what I am or aren't?!

[bloodread]

[ Sits up from the couch and looks over at them, what is going on. ]

What?

[malewife]

If you are worried about how you're seen by Kim Dokja, take comfort that he doesn't care.

[ JOONGHYUK SMACKS DOKJA BACK? ]

He's bisexual. Probably.

[afterword]

Probably, he says. It's n-- [ Face scrunches a little, struggling a bit and-- ]

..as we're dating? [ ... Honesty week is fighting him here. ]

[bloodread]

[ Everyone in this room is struggling beside yjh. Akira blinks a little, settling his arms on top of the couch. ]

I know he wouldn't care. [ Looks between them again. ] If you need space just lemme know, I can crash with someone else.

[malewife]

It isn't exactly dating, but we are trying something.

[ To make it clear as clear? But also— ]

It is fine. Now—you like someone in the realm of the dead?